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Im miserable and thats why Im rich

Posted 2011-07-24 00:16:00 | Views: 20,687

Of course he’s not happy. Nobody’s happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me. I’m miserable. That’s why I’m rich.” --Ari Gold


Computer Malfunction

Posted 2011-07-18 22:17:47 | Views: 25,667

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? --HAL


Funny Kenny Powers quote

Posted 2011-07-14 20:20:38 | Views: 21,677

"I've been blessed with many things in this life. an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist."

Kenny Powers


The Russian Space Shuttle

Posted 2011-07-07 21:28:00 | Views: 22,348

Soviet Space Shuttle

 

The Russian Shuttle Buran ("Snowstorm" in Russian) was authorized in 1976 in response to the United States Space Shuttle program.


The Last Space Shuttle

Posted 2011-06-30 18:37:00 | Views: 18,007

After 30 years, NASA is retiring the Space Shuttle program.

American exploration in low-Earth orbit is over

After 30 years, NASA is retiring the Space Shuttle program.

American exploration in low-Earth orbit is over

Image via FYS via NASA


Burt Reynolds at his best

Posted 2011-06-27 21:52:00 | Views: 19,942
East bound and Down

Zombies Eternal?

Posted 2011-06-26 21:36:53 | Views: 17,769

The Zombies are dead!

Jesus Lives


Whats your password?

Posted 2011-06-26 11:15:09 | Views: 18,014

The most common passwords... via xato.net


Learning is not a product of schooling

Posted 2011-06-25 23:39:00 | Views: 18,740

Learning is not a product of schooling but the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

~Albert Einstein


New Canadian 100 banknote is transparent

Posted 2011-06-24 17:46:18 | Views: 18,535

 

The new Canadian 100 bill

 

Its made out of plastic and has a transparent part that kinda works like the ViewMaster


German pear and chocolate pastry

Posted 2011-06-18 14:52:59 | Views: 17,812

Pear & Chocolate

This pear and chocolate pastry from the Old German Bakery in Hoboken, NJ is freaking amazing!

Its was expensive but worth every penny... more


Star wars ascii art

Posted 2011-06-11 10:13:32 | Views: 25,492
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Apple's new HQ

Posted 2011-06-10 18:11:29 | Views: 16,919

Apple's New Headquarters

Steve Jobs presents his proposal for a new Apple Campus to the Cupertino City Council.   The presentation was recorded Tuesday, June 7, 2011 at the Cupertino Community Hall.


I want a Lunar Rover aka moon buggy,

Posted 2011-06-08 20:23:00 | Views: 20,511

moon buggy


How to grill pizza

Posted 2011-06-05 19:10:00 | Views: 16,760

The best home made pizza EVER!!!

My cousin David saw this on TV, heard it from a friend or whatever but he had this idea of making pizza on the grill. At first I just pictured a pizza that substituted tomato with BBQ sauce. When he explained it I was like “Shit that’s awesome!”

So the idea is simple, make a pizza on the grill.

Ingredients
Dough
PAM Cooking Spray
Tomato Sauce
Good Glorious Cheese
Toppings

Tip. Just head to the bakery section in your supermarket and ask them for some raw dough. I'll save you the hassle and cost like 70 cent.

So this is how it went down

  1. First he played pizza guy and threw the dough up in the air, rolled out the dough into a crappie circle and headed outside.

  2. PAMed that sucker up. I guess if you want to be Mr. Italian he could have used some authentic extra virgin olive oil but this is America...

  3. Usually pizza recipes tell you to knead out the air from the dough but we actually found the bubbles to make the pizza taste better. Later on when making another and kneaded the hell out of the dough it didn't taste as awesome. 

  4. When he flipped over the dough it looked like a enormous pita bread! 

  5. Then the tomato sauce and cheese was added. Close the grill and wait for about 3 mins or til the cheese looks perfect.


Hands down the best pizza made at home, the crust was perfect! The holy grail in pizza making: Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside. It was pizza heaven! Just check out the pictures, they speak for themselves!

Give it a try and let me know what you guys think!