My hair is like the Three Stooges
When I think of my hair I think of Moe, Larry Curly & Shemp. I
refer to my hair's state by their names.
Moe, Curly, Larry & Shemp
When I have it long, but not over the top, I'm Moe. When it's long I use hair wax and slick it back, that's the Shemp Stage (my current state). When it gets really long and crazy, that's Larry. The Larry state usually last the longest and it drives me crazy. So much so I go immediately and pull out the hair clippers. 10 minutes later boom! I'm at Curly. So and so the merry go round goes.
Moral of this story, I love my hair.